After Donald Trump dragged the world further into the gutter by suggesting people watch some porn — specifically one he alleged ex-Miss Universe Alicia Machado had appeared in — some BuzzFeed reporters decided to take him up on the offer.
What they found instead is a softcore porn starring not Machado, but Trump himself.
Now before you go sticking a fork in your eyes, The Donald’s role in the movie is pretty tame. His cameo consists of breaking a bottle of champagne on a Playboy-branded limo while several of the playmates are visiting New York City.
His one line: “Beauty is beauty, and let’s see what happens with New York.”
How dirty is this movie? We looked it up (all in the name of journalism) and the scenes seem to include fully naked women posing in sexual positions, dancing in the buff, touching themselves and each other, rubbing honey on themselves, taking a bath, and dressing in costumes.
You know, the usual stuff.
The blurb on the back of the VHS video reads: “From luxuriating in a warm, soapy tub, to reveling at an exclusive night club, Carol and Darlene bare their sex appeal and lead you on a sensual journey of discovery.”
On Friday Trump went after Machado for an alleged “sex tape” — which turned out to be a grainy night-vision video of her having sex while appearing on a reality show.
That was all it took for right-wing websites to claim that Machado was essentially a porn star (the videos that do appear under her name on porn sites are not actually her).
Adult video sharing website RedTube announced on Friday that Machado is now more searched than the site’s top porn star, Lisa Ann.
For those with masochistic tendencies, you can watch Trump’s porn cameo here.
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